she was a rare thing, as fine as a bee's wing

the road outside my house is paved with good intentions

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via iamthegrumpalo)

Kasabian - Radio1 Live Lounge

—Fancy (cover)

cassabian:

Kasabian on Radio1 Live Lounge covering Iggy Azalea’s Fancy

every time I’ve woken up this morning I’ve yelled ‘day off’ then squeaked and gone back to sleep

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

image

(via fa11-0ut)

come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you

always